Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Almost Sunrise!

Almost Sunrise and still no sign of getting any genuine or unforced b'day wishes this year.What will I do??I even added the links of my "Midnight" post on every networking site that exists in the whole wide universe.I also send many indirect messages to all my friends on Facebook,telling them to read the post and in the process,making them wish me indirectly.

For eg:
This was what i wrote on Anand's wall on Facebook who is currently in Congo on a Project(Dude Do Stay away from those wild gorillas .They are nasty)

"do u know y GOD sent u to africa? there's a good reason for tht! if u visit my blog frm congo..u will be the first man from africa to read my blog!:) so plz do visit my blog! this will complete my record!"

But still nothing happend! No one remembered!Damn It!!
People!! Havent you ever noticed that Birthday reminder thingy on your profiles?.They are there for a reason!!

Okay i am running out of patience.Its time for evasive action!
Plan B Rakesh!! Plan B!!

Let me check out for any Bhakras on Gtalk!No time to even think about prestige and honor or even humilation!I am going to force a wish from someone this time!I dont care a damn about what others think abt me & No one can stop me! Har Har ahAr HAr har ahah!

Hmm, let me see who do we have here?

Oh its that nerd Koola from college.Hmm.. i dont think its such a good idea but what the heck!

: Hi Koola :P Hru?

Koola : *silent*

Koola :Koola is Offline Forever

Rakesh:Grrrr!!!Damn it Koola!!!! I hate you,man!"

Okay this is not going well,Lets see who else is in the list?
Ohh wait! Isnt tht the 'saintly sinner'? Cool!I think i can get a wish from him...hehe.Afterall he is like my own big brother na.Nothing can go wrong!hehe

Rakesh : ahem... ahem... ahem

Saintlysinner: ok?

Rakesh : chk out my latest post and then we shall speak!

Saintlysinner: whats the post ? the midnight one ?

Rakesh : ya

Saintlysinner: am i supposed to do now ? :) I read it.. :-P

Rakesh : wish me!!!

Saintlysinner: hmm...wish on ?

Rakesh : dude, i am not rich enough to call u to switzerland !!

Saintlysinner: and for what ? its your b'day ?

Rakesh : d'oh yaaa!! i know its pretty late now...

Saintlysinner: many many happy returns of the day! :)

Rakesh : Hmm!! very well, thnk u :) evn though its a way bit too late

Saintlysinner: so you are desperate then ?

Rakesh : and it took me a post and a threat to get tht one out of u

Saintlysinner: so..where was the threat ?

Rakesh : the exclamation marks!! See"!!!!" see!! :) anyway, I am sorry for bugging u bro..hehe

Saintlysinner: ya...ya..i get your desperation on not getting any wishes...:) no one likes you,eh? ;-)

Rakesh : i can still cant understand y !! sigh! :( Is it my hairstyle,bro?

Saintlysinner:no..i guess its the entire thing beneath the hair

Rakesh : ouch!!ok thts it! im outa here hehe

Saintlysinner: :)

Saintlysinner: what are you upto this late? Threatening people to go through your blog? er..i mean wish you ?

Rakesh : naa..thts over

Rakesh :but i did see those movies which u had recommended; that cave movie as well!

Saintlysinner: descent, right ? amazin one..

Rakesh : ya

Saintlysinner:they are coming out with the second part..

Rakesh : yaa

Rakesh :i am never entering a cave in my life….

Rakesh :with women!!!!!

Saintlysinner: ;-) or maybe the other way around..

Rakesh : okay ini ninnaal sheriyaaagilla!! im goin bro. thnx once again for ur 'wishes' hehe

Rakesh :take care n cowabunga dude!!

Saintlysinner: cowabunga!

Rakesh :And ooh yeah I AM THREATENING YOU TO COMMENT ON MY BLOG!!!........

Saintlysinner: phooey...

Rakesh : with 3 exclamation marks!! and another 2 ….byeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Saintlysinner: bye..

After finishing this coversation i felt like this was the best birthday wish i ever had in recent times..err..even though i had forced him to wish me.. hehe.. :)
Anyway you are super cool saintly sinner!!You Rock!And hey guess what, its sunrise now! Wooo-hooo!!

Happy bday Rakesh and Good night world!
Time for me to sleep!
Ahhhrr...Noo...Its the freakin Sun on my face!!
Let me Dive into my blankets for cover!Yawnnnnnn......!!


Vinoj said...

dude..? wherez the copyright ? what if I'd written 'something' ??? Daangerous fella!

Sakshi said...

Well what was the post for? A documentary about Africa or was it an advertisement for airtel network? I think you drugged the cake you gave me last midnight *grins minus her one tooth which got stuck in Rakesh's chocolate stone cake*

vimmuuu said...

You still want people to wish you or what ??? Big bro was right; you are desperate !! :D :D :D and even I have the same one likes you ??? :D :D :D :D

Btw, remind us for ur next bday ! ok?

Uncommon Sense said...

so the copyright that you own is for the post or the comments as well

he he the word verification shows trybras.. try-bras

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Rakesh said...

@weirdo n guru Velyettan!

It wasnt me!Honest!!
I have this condition where i 'sleep-blog' during a full moon night!

im sorry! :P


Rakesh said...

@ weirdo sakshi

Hey i didnt drug ur cake,it coz of ur excessive fainting syndrome! was supposed to be a sequel to "Almost midnight"
and a tribute to the coolest bro "Mr.saintlysinner"

er.. and i really didnt get wht u meant by tht airtel ad thingy?

And im glad to know u enjoyed my cake,and btw ur smile is just awesome!

Rakesh said...


i will tattoo my bday date on ur head!!

Rakesh said...

@ weirdo uncommon sense "V for vendetta" person

i didnt know i had a copyright?

oh u mean "you dont mess with the Rakesh" copyright huh?
well..weirdworld has the duty to protect n serve all of its weirdo citizens n visitors!
So no one should mess with the comments as well!

hehe..just kidding
and welcome to my weirdworld!

try bra?? haha...strange things tend to happen once u r in weirdworld!

(Out of context question..wasnt the V for vendeta character a woman?)

ahem ahem!

hitch writer said...

I seriously envy that friend of yours who is in Congo... I too wish to go some day... !!

Do pass my blogs link to him as well... !!! ;) ;)

never mind that friend of yours... who wished u.. lemme wish u happy birthday in advance for next year !!!

Rakesh said...

@weirdo HitchTimon!

Welcome to weird world bro!

Now i know y u want to go to africa!
Maybe i can join to someday on the quest to meet the Ghost who walks!

As for passing the link to my friend anand..well..the last time i heard frm him was whn he was attacked n harrased by a bunch of Killer congo gorillas!
And yeah he got mugged too for a piece of sandwich!

Anyway thanx in advance for next year! :)

Swaram said...

ROFL :D Belated wishes and advance wishes for the next one :P

Nw I know y u visited my blog that day! So that I come bk here n wish u ;) Smart eh ;) ;) ;)

Rakesh said...

@ Weirdo Swaram

i was blog-hopping around!i cant even comment on a blog or wht?
whts this?? Commenting is my birth day! i mean birth-right!
I just happend to hop on to ur blog tht particular day! Im innocent..i tell u..innocent!
*where's tht "whining puppy dog face" icon whn we need him?*

Anyway thnx in advance for next year!
(thnx for the idea though,i can use tht trick next year on someone else..hehe)

Swaram said...

Pls do hop over on other days too ;) Gud wishes for now and forever :P