Sunday, October 25, 2009

Almost midnight!

Its almost midnight now and no sign of her! She never used to be this late.Its really getting dark and scary outside!I can hear the nasty pattanis & nigerians laughing on the road. Where could she possibly be?Why isnt she calling me till now?She never forgets to inform me if she was goin to be this late?

Cmon Rakesh,Be positive ,maybe her phone battery is down or maybe her phone might have ran out of credit or something.She will definetly call!Be patient

Its 12.20 already,i think i should call her,just to be safe.No wait,she might freak out.Remember.last time she almost murdered me for trying to be too impatient in front of her!She is a big girl,she knows what to do!

Its 12.30 now
What if she is sick?You know its the flu season na.What if she is too sick to call me?
What if she has been kidnapped by someone? Oh Noooo!!
This cant be happening! I am getting paranoid now!

Maya where are you??
Oh god,why are you testing my patience?
Why do you have to be so stubborn?Why cant you let me call you?I know that you made me promise that i wouldnt try to call you this time,but still maya ,i am worried about you!

12.45 now

Okay thats it
I am gonna call you right now,I dont care about the promise!

!triing...triing....triing..Masakali masakalii..aah..masakalii....!!!

Me: Hello?? Helloo???

Maya: yawnWWn!!

Maya:Rakesh?? what is it???


Maya: What did i do now??? *confused*

Maya:Do you know what the time it is now?? yawnn

Me:Actually DO YOU know what the time is it NOW?


Me: WELL YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WISH ME 40 minutes ago!!!!

Me:Its My Birthday!! :(

Maya:Oh god!..Well..its goin to be your 'dead-day'..if you dont cut the damn phone & go to sleep!!


vimmuuu said...

Good one bro !!! I like the way it was narrated !!

Im glad you didnt try any of these stunts with me. I wouldnt say its your death day, would ve been there already strangling you to death ! :D :D

Rakesh said...

@weirdo vimmuuu

u r late too by a whole day!!
wish me!!!

Sakshi said...

Yawn.....*sakshi in her Vamipre print pyjamas rubbing her eyes* shoooo Vimmus and Rakesh why do you guys have to shout on top of your voice all the time and wake up angels like me?

Btw Rakesh now that I am all awake care to get me some cake to eat?? I like chocolate frosting ones ok?

Rakesh said...

@weirdo sakshi

Welcome sakshi...again!!
u crash landed again i see?

ok so u like frosted cakes huh?

wait a sec!
Here's ur chocolate cake dipped in Liquid nitrogen!