Almost Sunrise and still no sign of getting any genuine or unforced b'day wishes this year.What will I do??I even added the links of my "Midnight" post on every networking site that exists in the whole wide universe.I also send many indirect messages to all my friends on Facebook,telling them to read the post and in the process,making them wish me indirectly.
For eg:
This was what i wrote on Anand's wall on Facebook who is currently in Congo on a Project(Dude Do Stay away from those wild gorillas .They are nasty)
"do u know y GOD sent u to africa? there's a good reason for tht! if u visit my blog frm congo..u will be the first man from africa to read my blog!:) so plz do visit my blog! this will complete my record!"
But still nothing happend! No one remembered!Damn It!!
People!! Havent you ever noticed that Birthday reminder thingy on your profiles?.They are there for a reason!!
Okay i am running out of patience.Its time for evasive action!
Plan B Rakesh!! Plan B!!
Let me check out for any Bhakras on Gtalk!No time to even think about prestige and honor or even humilation!I am going to force a wish from someone this time!I dont care a damn about what others think abt me & No one can stop me! Har Har ahAr HAr har ahah!
Hmm, let me see who do we have here?
Oh its that nerd Koola from college.Hmm.. i dont think its such a good idea but what the heck!
"
Rakesh: Hi Koola :P Hru?
Koola : *silent*
Koola :Koola is Offline Forever
Rakesh:Grrrr!!!Damn it Koola!!!! I hate you,man!"
Okay this is not going well,Lets see who else is in the list?
Ohh wait! Isnt tht the 'saintly sinner'? Cool!I think i can get a wish from him...hehe.Afterall he is like my own big brother na.Nothing can go wrong!hehe
Rakesh : ahem... ahem... ahem
Saintlysinner: ok?
Rakesh :http://weirdworldofrakesh.blogspot.com/ chk out my latest post and then we shall speak!
Saintlysinner: whats the post ? the midnight one ?
Rakesh : ya
Saintlysinner: er..hm..what am i supposed to do now ? :) I read it.. :-P
Rakesh : wish me!!!
Saintlysinner: hmm...wish on ?
Rakesh : dude, i am not rich enough to call u to
Saintlysinner: and for what ? aah..so its your b'day ?
Rakesh : d'oh yaaa!! i know its pretty late now...
Saintlysinner: many many happy returns of the day! :)
Rakesh : Hmm!! very well, thnk u :) evn though its a way bit too late
Saintlysinner: so you are desperate then ?
Rakesh : and it took me a post and a threat to get tht one out of u
Saintlysinner: so..where was the threat ?
Rakesh : the exclamation marks!! See"!!!!" see!! :) anyway, I am sorry for bugging u bro..hehe
Saintlysinner: ya...ya..i get your desperation on not getting any wishes...:) no one likes you,eh? ;-)
Rakesh : i can still cant understand y !! sigh! :( Is it my hairstyle,bro?
Saintlysinner:no..i guess its the entire thing beneath the hair
Rakesh : ouch!!ok thts it! im outa here hehe
Saintlysinner: :)
Saintlysinner: ok...so what are you upto this late? Threatening people to go through your blog? er..i mean wish you ?
Rakesh : naa..thts over
Rakesh :but i did see those movies which u had recommended; that cave movie as well!
Saintlysinner: descent, right ? amazin one..
Rakesh : ya
Saintlysinner:they are coming out with the second part..
Rakesh : yaa
Rakesh :i am never entering a cave in my life….
Rakesh :with women!!!!!
Saintlysinner: ;-) or maybe the other way around..
Rakesh : okay ini ninnaal sheriyaaagilla!! im goin bro. thnx once again for
Rakesh :take care n cowabunga dude!!
Saintlysinner: cowabunga!
Rakesh :And ooh yeah I AM THREATENING YOU TO
Saintlysinner: phooey...
Rakesh : with 3 exclamation marks!! and another 2 ….byeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Saintlysinner: bye..
Anyway you are super cool saintly sinner!!You Rock!And hey guess what, its sunrise now! Wooo-hooo!!
Happy bday Rakesh and Good night world!
Time for me to sleep!
Ahhhrr...Noo...Its the freakin Sun on my face!!
Let me Dive into my blankets for cover!Yawnnnnnn......!!
:)
